I'm the worst food blogger - IN HISTORY. Those assmunches on Yelp ain't got nothin' on my fail.
Instead, I'm just going to write down some things.
1. I think energy drinks are trashy. I can handle it when a friend gets a Red Bull-vodka to pep up on a sleepy evening, but when I see someone just walking around with an energy drink - any brand - I think they look really lame and cheesy. I'd say Red Bull has a slight edge over other ones, perhaps because of its European cachet, but all of 'em are gross. The saddest part is that I think some people drink them to look sophisticated.
2 (related). Why are drug addicts in my nabe always toting a vat of pop from a gas station?
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